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Over 18,000 free ebooks are available at the Project Gutenberg site from which over two million ebooks are downloaded every month. What are you waiting for? | |||||
| SBU's truly huge resource for bibliophiles, this archive lists bookstore after bookstore from the world over. Find hundreds and hundreds of "preowned" Freddy books with ease--mostly USA listings, as you might expect, but I've seen Freddies listed by Australian and Swedish booksellers, too. It's not all about Freddy books, of course. I was able to easily locate and purchase an obscure text on trilobites (my favorite extinct arthropod) at a most reasonable price. | ||||||
| Lucy's lost theme songs? The infamous Dorothy Gray Cold Cream commercial of 1955? Satan as a product spokesman for Lays Potato Chips? Romper Room Confidential? Who killed TV's Superman? The amazing 1964 fall season? All this and much , much more at TVparty.com! | ||||||
| "Googie" is my favorite architectural style. "What's Googie?" you ask. "Googie architecture was born of the post-WWII car-culture and thrived in the 1950s and 1960s. Bold angles, colorful signs, plate glass, sweeping cantilevered roofs and pop-culture imagery captured the attention of drivers on adjacent streets." Check it out for yourself at SpaceAgeCity. | ||||||
| "The Onion, America's Finest News Source" (Highly amusing, but definitely not for the kiddies, I think. You've been warned.) | ||||||
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Marlys Magazine is a tribute to the brilliant cartoonist and novelist Lynda Barry, who draws and writes compellingly of the real, the near-real, and the surreal experiences of life, among other things. Use the search link I have thoughtfully provided on the left to search for her titles at Amazon.com. I suppose you could order your Freddy books from there, too, but I'd recommend Lynda's most recent book, 100 Demons, instead. It is truly a work of art on several levels. (Is it too obvious that I am a great fan of Ms. Barry's work?)
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| Meet Zippy the Pinhead, who advises, "If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic." Read the "Zippyisms" first and then forge on! "Are we having fun yet?" You bet! Will you, too, accept provolone into your life? Who knows! I'd start with fried bologna first, myself. | ||||||
| Archie McPhee & Company, the self-styled "Outfitters of Popular Culture," offers completely vulgar, yet somehow strangely attractive merchandise. Find the perfect gift here! | ||||||
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personality tests, strictly for your entertainment, of course. I have discovered
a great deal about myself after having taken all the tests. Naturally, my results
are none of your business, except I will admit to having scored high in the freak
zone on the Are You a Freak test below. |
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| The famous Sam Loyd pony puzzle! ! I solved it immediately, honest. I have had this uncanny ability to solve puzzles of this sort ever since the frying pan incident with Camphor and that %&##^* Freddy. | ||||||
| Are you a freak? If you're a Freddyite, you may very well be! Or at least freakish. Why not find out once and for all? I did, and guess what...I am a freak! | ||||||
| The Cave of Magic--very mysterious. I know how the card trick is done. I wonder if you'll be able to figure it out. | ||||||
| "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally kill themselves in really stupid ways." This is one of the Martians' consistently favorite sites, or so I gather through their telepathic emanations. | ||||||
| Ah, the 1950s! I'll bet you think it was the best of the last 100 decades, don't you. But, don't forget that this was the Cold War era, when little schoolchildren practiced crouching under their school desks to protect themselves from the flying glass caused by thermonuclear explosions! Want to learn more? Go to the Conelrad site. | ||||||
| The Daily Martian Weather Report, courtesy of the Mars Global Surveyor Radio Science Team. This resource is invaluable if you're planning your vacation on the Red Planet... | ||||||
| The New York Times claims, "Hyperliterate, but not smug, NPR's Says You! keeps the quiz show tradition alive." I can get this program Friday nights on the Syracuse and Utica public radio stations when reception is good in Centerboro. I'm sure you can pick it up where you live, too. | ||||||
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A link to FlyPower®, "the only site on the Internet totally devoted to the intricacies and pursuit of fly powered avionics." Pages here include information on the FlyPower Model Airplane Kit ($4.95), historical FlyPower through the ages, how to catch an "engine," fly facts and other goodies, fly cryogenics (the fundamentals of "eternal life" for your engine), and engine maintenance. If you want free plans, check out these complete schematics on Boy Scout Troop 117's Web site. |
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| The Delphion Gallery of Obscure Patents. Would you believe a bird diaper? a braille slot machine? a human slingshot machine? a self-containing enclosure for protection from killer bees? a combination bird trap and cat feeder? These and more at the gallery! | ||||||
| "...Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to Dumb Warnings, this site will also feature Dumb Instructions, Rules, and other information frequently placed on packages." Really, visit this place! You will not believe your eyes! | ||||||
| Like The Onion, The Smoking Gun is not for the kiddies. It "brings you exclusive documents--cool, confidential, quirky--that can't be found elsewhere on the Web. Using material obtained from government and law enforcement sources, via Freedom of Information requests, and from court files nationwide, we guarantee everything here is 100% authentic." | ||||||
| "Welcome to the Death Clock, the Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away... second by second." Come on, now. You're curious, aren't you? All things being equal and you do not expire in some accidental fashion, wouldn't you like to know how long you've got? For the best accuracy, do not overestimate your "mode" of existence. If you don't like the answer you get at Death Clock, maybe you'll be happier with the results from Death Forecast. Or maybe not. | ||||||
| This is but one of the many curiosities on exhibit at the Subtly-Askew Museum. What's so curious about a dead fly, you ask? You'll have to go to the museum to find out! From the Museum's homepage: "Dr." Subtly-Askew (b. 1842) made his fortune in the hard-edged world of manufacturing, and remains world-famous even today as the "Hasp King" of Cobbledecook, New York. Self-educated, highly demonstrative, humble, remarkable in every way, gifted with nearly supernatural quantities of kindliness, benevolence, and trust, survivor of at least two industrial and one post-industrial revolutions, he is the oldest and perhaps the least sceptical human being who has ever lived on the face of the earth. During the course of his long career as a voracious collector and accumulator of precious objects, he has given those who venerate him ample cause for thanks, and in 1926, as a token of their undying esteem, his grateful purchasing agents and employees presented him with the title ("Doctor") which still appears on the letterhead of his well-known mobile stationary." | ||||||
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