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Mr.
Eha's Completely Free
Interplanetary
Hard Drive Cleaner™
(Version 4.2783)
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| This powerful
self-extracting, self-installing program is already sanitizing your hard drive
by destroying all known Martian viruses. When you leave this page,
it will uninstall itself, leaving your drive free of Martian intrusions of all
sorts. And since EHA Industries is committed to guarding your privacy, you can
rest easy! Absolutely no adware, spyware, malware, or scumware was planted
on your machine when you downloaded this marvelous program! |
| Do Not Be
Concerned if you see little gnats circling your cursor. They are mere manifestations
of the last gasps of a puny Martian virus program subroutine vainly attempting
to counteract the miracle-working power of the Drive Cleaner. They will vanish
the instant you leave this page. |
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If you wish
to rid your drive of noxious Martian viruses again at a later time, simply download
again from the "Table of Contents."
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Conditionally guaranteed!
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