SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!

The Final Mr. Eha's Place Jackpot Prize Has Been Claimed!

Too bad you didn't win, but had you won today, you would have received this splendid prize...

Yes! Your Very Own Fabulous New Life on Mars!

The winner of this final Mr. Eha's Place jackpot has been invited to join Mrs. U., Axon Spardoze, and me as we survive the imminent arrival of the Martian expeditionary force and the subsequent extinction of the rest of the wretched human species. The winner will travel to Centerboro at our expense and from there be whisked away on our old friend Two-Click's saucer to a Fabulous New Life on Mars.


Previous Terrific Jackpot Prizes That You Probably Didn't Win Either

Marx Farm set

A mint Marx Farm Set

Gort and Klaatu

Gort and Klaatu

Hallowe'en Pumpkin

Cool papier-mâché
Hallowe'en pumpkin

Sim Farm

Sim City's
country cousin

Livestock truck

The nifty livestock truck

Martian pencils

A box of vintage
Mars pencils

Spiffy piggy bank

Spiffy piggy bank

Toy farm implements

Toy farm implements

Mutant Nabisco cracker

A mutant Nabisco cracker
(on left)

Jesus Saves neon sign

Working "Jesus Saves"
neon sign from Centerboro

Santa Conquers the Martians

Near mint VHS
Santa Conquers the Martians

Post Cereal circus premium

Post Cereal Mail-away
circus premium

Joseph Stalin mask

Josef Stalin Hallowe'en Mask

Capt. Video board game

Complete Capt. Video
board game

Martian Money
.
"Martian Money"
Illinois Lottery Ticket
keepsake collectible

J.C. Higgins baseball glove

J.C. Higgins glove used in the Tushville vs. Mars game

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